i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via rand-kai)


i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

(via everjosh)


When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(via everjosh)




i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are

(via comecloserwerealone)

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."
Not me  (via lulu-a)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via megamuchomushroom)